Vigil Out he looked upon the sea From the soft grass up on the shore Up on the edge, cliffs of silver-white Carpeted in a green beauty none behold Ever watchful above the stirring sea Wrinkling ever golden-blue to the horizon Winds of gold caressing to span the sky Green leaves rustled softly A cool wind tossed through his hair He stood alone, upon the slate Around his body a shroud tossed in wind Upon his shoulders a velvet mantle The sea in his eyes of silver fair Between fingertips soft leaves held Golden flowers sighed, The wind breathed ever against his face Standing before the grassy knoll In his fair elven
How To Make Orange Juice(humor *******************How-to: How to Make Orange Juice by Elrohir*******************Step 1. Secure yourself a good orange. Or whatever citrus fruit you should prefer. It should be about three by three inches in diameter and soft.Step 2. Make sure it is ripe. A good way to do this is to crack it open on your brothers head from across the dining room table. If it breaks, congratulations, you have found the perfect citrus fruit! Side Note: If you missed your brothers head the first time you tried this, take heart! Your aim will improve with practice! Side Note No. 2: Why his head? One of the essential nutrients to a good oran